Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Mandy contemplates giving up modelling

Mandy has had second thoughts about being a knitwear model. Her agent, Scintilla van der HoHum, called to ask her to take on a new assignment. "Its a knitwear shoot, Dahling! Perfect for you, rather revealing and sexy knitwear. It will be great for your portfolio and future work."

After a bit of internal dialogue, involving what Cedric, her boyfriend might say, Mandy is now on the shoot. But its not going at all well. This is just not how I thought I was going to look in skimpy knitwear. I may look like I am laughing, but inside I just want to curl up and die.

Just wait till I see you again, Scintilla - you are fired!

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